Meter Maid

Meter Maid

Meter-Made

Toronto, ON

Female, 30

I currently work as a Parking Enforcement Officer in the wonderful city of Toronto. I am feared, and loathed by all. I may not work in your particular city, but I'm positive that I can help give you a better understanding of what Meter Maids do. I am knowledgeable in all parking matters so ask me anything.

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Last Answer on September 05, 2013

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What's the worst parking violation you've ever encountered? Like someone parking in front of a firehouse or something like that?

Asked by Shawn almost 13 years ago

I have seen some interesting "parking" violations in my time. In Toronto, parking in a disabled parking spot is considered the worst violation in terms of cost ($450). This violation would be very inconvenient for individuals who require the spot for better access. It is also important to mention that parking in front of a fire station is also a very bad idea and can affect how fast emergency vehicles can get to a call. I however find that the worst parking violations are those that are obstructing traffic. People have parked on street car tracks, cross walks, bike lanes, live lanes of traffic and even blocking intersections. There have... Read More +

Do you find it emotionally taxing to have a job that consists nearly exclusively of ruining peoples' days?

Asked by cooledge almost 13 years ago

I feel like the phrase emotionally taxing is an understatement. It's very hard not to take this job home with you. People don't only insult your job but they insult your actual character. I am not there to ruin peoples lives, I am there only there to do my job and people need to understand that. I am not going out of my way to make you miserable, you just happened to park illegally on the street I decided to turn on. It was very difficult for me when I first started this job. I never ever thought of people as horrible, and chose to think that people were inherently good (minus a few bad apples). Naive, I know. But what I have come to realize... Read More +

What are the craziest things people have done to try and get out of a ticket you've written them?

Asked by pualD almost 13 years ago

I have seen people dodge cars, people and street cars to race me to their cars, I have had people plead for mercy, offer to give me money and even offer me their first born child. People get worked up over parking tickets, they will do almost anything to get out of a ticket. Some people have even gone out of their way to flirt with me in hopes that I will change my mind about serving them the ticket which I find very insulting. If someone approaches me and can give me a valid reason while I should take it back, I more than likely will. But like I mentioned before, be nice and I will return the favor. People are usually pleasant as pie when... Read More +

Ever busted someone using a handicap placard that wasn't actually handicapped?

Asked by slowgrind almost 13 years ago

I actually have had someone charged for using a permit that did not belong to them. In Toronto we have a specialized unit called the Disabled Liaison Unit that patrols the city for those who abuse disabled permits. The number of people using disabled permits has been increasing substantially in the last little while, and it seems like doctors are issuing them to patients for just about anything these days. It's difficult in these situations because all we can do as parking officials, is go around and confiscate misused ones. Even if it doesn't seem like an individual has a disability, the permit may be registered in their name and we cannot... Read More +

We resent parking officials not because we're just jerks who hate getting tickets, but because oftentimes the parking signs are hard to interpret or not readily visible. When we get tickets in those cases, it just doesn't feel FAIR because the violation wasn't clear at the time that we parked. Case in point - if I park illegally (without realizing it) but the sign explaining this is a block away, doesn't that seem a little unreasonable? Am I supposed to spend 15 min scouring the neighborhood for signs? I guess what I'm asking is are you at least open to the idea that sometimes Parking Enforcement doesn't do the greatest job of making the distinction between legal and illegal parking areas?

Asked by Argh-onaut almost 13 years ago

I can understand the publics frustration with confusing and improper signage. I can admit that signs can be conflicting and confusing even to parking officials at times. I usually shy away from ticketing people in areas with missing or insufficient signage. Like I have mentioned before, it is in your best interest to look at all the signage near your car to ensure that you are parked legally. If you are continually finding issues with signage you may be better off parking in a private lot or on another street. It is also important to note That we personally do not put up the signs and That the city is responsible for their maintenance. I... Read More +

I tend to shy away from metered parking because I don't know if I have enough change to cover myself. Why aren't there meters that accept credit cards in this day and age? At least not in my neck of the woods...

Asked by Carefulgal31 almost 13 years ago

I answered a similar question on April 25th submitted by Plastics. I don't know why some cities continue to use metered parking, but the trend seems to be moving toward using electronic machines. I am sure we will be finding more electronic forms of paid parking in most major cities in the near future.

You wrote that jumping into your car and driving away won't work in avoiding a ticket, but what if I pull away before the officer has finished writing it up, thus preventing him from "serving" it to me? Aren't I home free then?

Asked by piuspius almost 13 years ago

I stated earlier that if it isn't served to your vehicle your home free, but jumping into your car and driving away isn't always the best solution. It's rude and and it's dangerous because your main focus is to avoid getting the ticket and you may not notice other cars, cyclists or people around you. It is also dangerous for the officer as well, as some of my coworkers have been hit by doors, had their feet run over etc. because someone was in a rush to get away from them. What I mentioned was that it is simpler for you to actually say "Hi, I'm here, I'm leaving" rather than attempting to drive off.