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Programmer

ManWithComputer

The Internet, IP

Male, 37

I've worked at multiple Internet startups of different shapes, sizes and ambitions. Now I'm the CTO (Chief Technical Officer) of another small company with big dreams. I look nothing like the picture above.

If you copy and paste your homework question in here, I will answer with something that will, at best, get you an F on your project, and at worst, will get you kicked out of school. You have been warned.

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Last Answer on September 07, 2015

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Are most programmers generally pro- or anti- "Anonymous?"

Asked by SimonD33 about 12 years ago

It's hard to generalize about programmers' political beliefs: they range from far left to far right, with an annoyingly large contingent of libertarians.

Re: programmers hating synchronous communication, I completely agree, and I'm not talking about impromptu, unscheduled calls. Those suck. In fact, in this day and age, seems like MOST people hate synchronous communication. But what about when there's something that simply NEEDS to be discussed verbally, and you can't even get a dev to take a *scheduled* call? Believe me, as the client, we don't want to be one the phone any more than the dev, but it seems rude/arrogant/diva-ish to just force all communication to be asynchronous b/c that's what the dev prefers. (sorry to be testy, it's a recurrent problem)

Asked by Benjiboo about 12 years ago

Well, yes, that's a different story. Sounds like the problem is your particular developer.

What do your clients or coworkers do that that drives you the most nuts and makes your working life more difficult?

Asked by Tadzilla about 12 years ago

A multi-way tie between: * interrupting me when I'm thinking (see many comments on the subject above); * bullshitting (programmers don't tend to, since you can't bullshit a computer); * calling meetings that don't need to be held for the sake of having a meeting.

Why do programmers wear headphones? How do you concentrate on such complicated stuff while listening to blaring music?

Asked by Roxsolid29 about 12 years ago

It's a hell of a lot harder without the headphones, because then we can hear people talking.

But couldn't ANYONE can claim "My appearance is irrelevant, it's all about the work I produce"? So what makes programmers special in that regard?

Asked by KGB about 12 years ago

I think what we have here are two related questions: why programmers can do this, and why they do. We can because we have a lot of leverage in the workplace (due simply to supply and demand) and this is one of the few ways we use it. Also, we don't deal with the public, or even other people in general, very much. We do because, without a reason to dress up, we might as well be comfortable. I also wouldn't underestimate the lingering effects of the early connections between programming and 1960s counterculture (a book about called _What The Dormouse Said_ is said to be good). Take a look at this old staff photo of Microsoft from 1978, and notice how in bad light you could easily mistake them for the Manson Family: http://www.flixya.com/photo/1020798/Microsoft-Staff-Photo-December-7-1978

How do programmers deal with wrist problems? I am itnerested in learning but my wrists having been having tingling and soreness problems for years, despite being very healthy.

Asked by JackKelly over 11 years ago

Hate to do this, but I'm going to have to cop out and suggest you ask a professional about this. Luckily for me, even though I've been programming for decades, I'm apparently not prone to RSIs.

(RSI = "repetitive stress injury", meaning carpal tunnel syndrome and whatnot).

I designed an app for a computer and now want it to be compatible with mobiles how do I go about doing that ? whats the code?

Asked by smile over 10 years ago

Take out everything that's specific to desktop machines, replace it with a corresponding version for mobiles.

Seriously. Read the answer I posted to your question the other day. That's how you do it.